Text messages gone bad
05-17-2009 | 04:02 AM
#1
Text messages gone bad
Quite hilarious...
Examples:
(612): What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
(408): hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over
(650): nah, i'm gonna grab some food
(401): Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Hahahaha
Examples:
(612): What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
(408): hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over
(650): nah, i'm gonna grab some food
(401): Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Hahahaha
05-17-2009 | 11:36 PM
#3
after reading a few, i feel a lot better about some recent misfortunes of my own.
some of those text messages are just too weird though.
some of those text messages are just too weird though.
Last edited by jramosthe1st!; 05-17-2009 at 11:57 PM.
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