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Old 01-07-2005 | 05:16 PM
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We made some loud ones in Mr. Howel's class.
Old 01-07-2005 | 08:26 PM
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hard plastic chairs... the one's you used in high school.... rumble!!!!!!!!
Old 01-07-2005 | 10:41 PM
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If i rememberright..the loudest farts come from....eating meats....smelliest are from foods like eggs..and cauliflower(sp?)

Yes..I do know..what can I say.
Old 01-08-2005 | 02:38 PM
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To make a loud fart without the use of objects just hold your buttcheaks together really hard and apply pressure. Than release. Hope this helps
Old 01-08-2005 | 02:41 PM
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sometimes one might have to use some force. force that long lost turd yelling out for everyone to hear.
Old 01-08-2005 | 02:42 PM
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BUT, dont use to much force you could blow your O-ring LOL!
Old 01-08-2005 | 02:48 PM
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Yeah i just apply a little pressure. I mean i've been workin' on my techniques for farting since i was 5yrs old. I know that too much force is not good. So i apply a lil just to get it to RUMBLE>>
Old 01-08-2005 | 10:28 PM
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I'm jsut laughing my @$$ off......ah...wait.....too many chili cheese dogs...must spray somethin......


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Old 01-09-2005 | 07:16 PM
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I got pretty good at farting. I got to the point where it would kinda hurt because i blew it out so hard.

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Old 01-09-2005 | 09:29 PM
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lol. i am fart masta
Old 01-10-2005 | 04:27 AM
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I am the Fart King.
Old 01-10-2005 | 02:28 PM
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Originally posted by S14Dude
squeeze it really hard out of my *** and hold my butthole tight


now THAT is how you make a loud fart.
Do not be surprised if you fart some razor blades.
Old 01-10-2005 | 04:27 PM
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razor blades... what the?
Old 01-10-2005 | 05:32 PM
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That would hurt.
Old 01-10-2005 | 07:51 PM
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never had a fart that stings bad? i call that razor blades!



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