What do you all do to make a fart as loud as possible. What things do you fart on to make it really loud? I personally like to fart on wood. I hold myself down as hard as possible. Than i fart as loud and as fast as possible. Whats your srategy?

 

Ask Snickers, shes a master of the fart.

Steps To a good Fart:

Step 1: Eat Something
Step 2: Eat beans
Step 3: Eat Tacos
Step 4: Eat Rice
Step 5: Top it off with some popcorn to soften things up
note: (do all this while not pooping)
Step 6: Get to Farting
Step 7: Stop Reading these stupid *** posts
Step 8: So you have Farted! Good for you. And if your lucky you didnt **** all over your self. If you did then it may be the time to ****.

 

SAD!

 

Dude! Farting is the way you can stick it to the man. If people didnt fart where would america be today? A world with out farts is a world i wouldnt want to live in.

 

LOL! thats great

 

If you don't fart than you'll blow up.

 

this is true this is true sadly enough

 

You know you fart. So be proud of that smelly **** that comes out of your ***!! Rofl!

 

Yeah really. I think i've adapted myself to this kind of stuff. I mean my friends fart and wipe boogers all over desks. I guess i find this stuff normal.

 

im not saying i dont do it im just sayin thats a sad topic for a thread... LOL

 

Its something common. Boogers you say....

 

Yeah my friend "Charley" does it all the time.

 

What els did Charley do?

 

alot of stuff i won't speak of.

 

squeeze it really hard out of my *** and hold my butthole tight


now THAT is how you make a loud fart.